written by words you should recite while having an anxiety attack. (via jappan)
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
dear neurotypical people who think they know everything about mental illnesses because they took one basic psychology class in high school or college: shut the fuck up
dear neurotypical people who think they know everything about mental illnesses because they majored in psychology: shut the fuck up
dear neurotypical people: shut the fuck up
written by Francheska, of 'Hey Fran Hey' (via insanity-and-vanity)
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.
written by The Catcher in the Rye (via insanity-and-vanity)
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting